when you’re a racist, sexist, homophobic straight white boy and everyone calls you out on it
So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA
i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space
Why can’t everything be free bruh like everyone just works and everyone gets everything free like everyone can have some good ass food and an iPhone or some shit Idk
So ugh um I guess this is low key communism…. I ain’t know
r u a shiba? cuz i wanna be inu.
Please don’t fuck dogs
why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?
They can’t swallow because that’s gay
The start of a little project I’m working on.
i know what i’m doing on the next party night
I’ve played that game
overprotective parents raise the best liars.
but seriously, i mean i don´t even do bad things and i have to lie a lot
people who call skinny girls ‘disgusting’ thinking thats a good way to show they support larger bodies