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firelorcl:

when you’re a racist, sexist, homophobic straight white boy and everyone calls you out on it

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mainheaux:

Why are bitches with iPhones SO STUCK UP

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halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

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mainheaux:

mainheaux:

Why can’t everything be free bruh like everyone just works and everyone gets everything free like everyone can have some good ass food and an iPhone or some shit Idk

So ugh um I guess this is low key communism…. I ain’t know

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ballisticducks:

nosummer:

r u a shiba? cuz i wanna be inu.

Please don’t fuck dogs

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princeofkawaii:

middleshiner:

why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?

They can’t swallow because that’s gay

(Source: middleshiner-archive, via sirpastydick)


fleursih:

onefitmodel:

justshutupnluvme:

emme629:

acomas:
I got to reblog this, it’s true

Wow.

This may be the most important thing I’ve ever had on my blog.

This actually brought me to tears

cannedviennasausage:

noneuclidean:

The start of a little project I’m working on.

perfection

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awkward-fallen-angel:

fandom-freak-presents:

queenkickass:

guys

guys

guys

i know what i’m doing on the next party night

I’ve played that game

(Source: halliebadger, via keanu-the-lion)

society-killers:

weary—soul:

toescapemyownmind:

Oh my god. This made me cry. Will you really be there for me?

promise me if you see this on your dash, you won’t kill yourself tonight

fefaklainer:

luhleti:

overprotective parents raise the best liars.

but seriously, i mean i don´t even do bad things and i have to lie a lot

(Source: rollingstomes, via keanu-the-lion)

jugglekingstone:

people who call skinny girls ‘disgusting’ thinking thats a good way to show they support larger bodies

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