i fucking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous
do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown
this is the most depressing thing on this website
He’s a pornstar now
No he isn’t.
And thanks to you “blues clues steve porn” is in my search history.
why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”
if u pronounce botm it sounds like bottom
*hears minions laughing in the distance*
If I call you a loser it means that I’m probably in love with you